姆爺感染肺炎
1. eminem kid 中文歌詞
And everyone should get along.. 所有人都要合作 Okay children quiet down, quiet down 孩子們安靜下來，安靜下來 Children I'd like to introce our new substitute teacher for the day 孩子們我很樂意介紹一下我們新的代課老師 His name is Mr. Shady 他的名字叫Shady Children quiet down please 孩子們請安靜下來 Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!) Brian不要扔東西（閉嘴） Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!) Shady先生將在Kaniff先生因為肺炎離開的時候替我們代課（他得了艾滋） Good luck Mr. Shady Shady先生，祝你好運 {Eminem} Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!) 小男孩小女孩們大家好(FUCK YOU!) Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels 今天我們我們學學怎麼去毒害松鼠 But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) 但是首先，我先帶你們認識我的朋友Bob（哼） Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom 說你好Bob（你好Bob）Bob三十歲，仍然和他的母親住在一起 and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot 他從來沒有工作過，原因是Bob閑坐在家抽煙壺 but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot 他的最大的12歲的弟弟把他當成最大的災難 And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot Bob經常光顧當地骯臟的場所 and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock 經常在停車場等待女服務生下班 when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog 當天天漸漸暗下來，他就裝成和狗散步 Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!) 扯拽她們進到森林裡面，直接將她們砍成肉塊 And even if they escaped and they got the cops 即使她們能夠逃脫找到警察 the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge 女人們必將害怕，也將放棄指控 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job 直到有一天Stacey夫人去工作 when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk 她感覺有人搶她東西，雖然看不到對方的臉，對方也沒有說話 But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off 但她知道是Bob，她讓他停止作為 But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker 但是Bob並不停止，他太瘋狂了 Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka 比Shady更加瘋狂的是伏特加酒 You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." 你甚至不能 He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her 他搶了Stacey並將她的腿砍掉 and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her 他把她扔進了河裡以便警察找到她 But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander 自從Stacey 去散步 they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner 他們一直沒有找到她, Bob仍然盯著在這里吃飯的客人 And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, 那個是Bob和他的大麻的故事 and what it might do to you 你想到了什麼 So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you 如此看來如果灰鼠想要什麼- 對於你來說是不好的 Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem) See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) 孩子們，大麻太可怕了 and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) 如果你們不相信我，可以問問他 and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) 如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽 She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) 她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的 So kids say no to drugs (that's right) 所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對） So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) 所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是） Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) 沒有其他的可說了（獨唱） Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? 大麻是公害，明白了？ {Eminem} My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? 我的陽物只有花生般大小，你們看到了嗎？ FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?) 有沒有性交你沒有看到，這只有花生般大小 Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? 說到花生，你們還知道其他對松鼠不好的嗎？ Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world 銷魂是世界上最壞的葯物 If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it 如果某人為您曾經提供它, 不要做它 Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid 如果兩個小孩的話，他的精液將流失 and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back 並且不能找回來 So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back Meet Zach, twenty-one years old 看看Zach,21歲 After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it 在一次聚會之後，他膽子大了，決定去試一下，當他由五個人賄賂每次將贏取，嘗試與它戰斗。 Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive 突然，他開始抽筋，脈搏跳得很快 and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb} 他的眼睛滾動在他的頭骨里 His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches 他的後背看上去就想麥當勞的標志的那個拱門 He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH} 他在Donald的地毯上， And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him 所有人都開始譏笑他 "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" 嗨亞當，Zach是個傻瓜，看他 cause they took it too, so they think it's funny 他們採取了它, 因此他們認為它滑稽 So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money 如此他們嘲笑基本上沒什麼，除了可能浪費他的金錢 Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over 同時，Zach昏迷了，行動結束。 and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga 並且他的背部和他的肩膀彎成拱狀如他在做普拉提瑜伽 And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac 這是Zach的故事 So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you 如此甚而不要哺養那對灰鼠組, 它對你不利 Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem) See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) 孩子們，大麻太可怕了 and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) 如果你們不相信我，可以問問他 and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) 如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽 She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) 她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的 So kids say no to drugs (that's right) 所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對） So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) 所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是） Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) 沒有其他的可說了（獨唱） Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? 大麻是公害，明白了？ {Eminem} And last but not least, one of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it 最後但不是最小的, 在今天的年輕人當中最重要的一個問題，是從母牛肥料 增長的真菌。他們採摘它, 抹它,用袋子把它裝起來，還把它放進嘴裡咀嚼它 Yum yum! Then you start to see some mb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.. 哇！真美味！然後你開始去看一些索然無味的材料，當你吃著他們的時候所有的行為都停滯下來了。 And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?) 並且您有時看到的東西並不在那裡（是這樣的嗎？） Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair 像一個橙色頭發的肥胖婦女穿著遮羞布 (Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire (Mr. Shady什麼是遮羞布)就是紗衣 Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?) 女人披上它，出去時候也穿著 And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms 如果你吃太多的魔術蘑菇 Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? 哎呦，我剛才說魔術蘑菇？ I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?) 我意思是真菌，就會長得像母牛的舌頭 cause it comes from a cow's ng (Gross!!) 因為它來自於母牛的糞便 See drugs are bad, it's a common fact 看看大麻是壞的，是個普通的犯罪行為 But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!) 但是你的爸媽知道那時我擅長的 But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. 但是不要跟我一樣，因為你長大成人 They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee 他們將向我襲擊，我只能長了山羊鬍子做我的偽裝，將我掩藏起來。 and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault 因為這是我的過錯 So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, 所以不要吸毒， cause I'm bad for you 因為我對你是有害的 Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem) See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) 孩子們，大麻太可怕了 and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) 如果你們不相信我，可以問問他 and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) 如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽 She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) 她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的 So kids say no to drugs (that's right) 所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對） So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) 所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是） Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) 沒有其他的可說了（獨唱） Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? 大麻是公害，明白了？ {Mr. Mackey} (Eric Cartman) Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!) 快點孩子們，鼓掌 Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!) Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!) 大麻是有害的，大麻是有害的 So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!) 所以不要吸毒 so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!) 那麼將更多為我 (Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!) (So, fucked up, right now..)
2. eminem得地是什麼病么
這都什麼跟什麼呀。。。說的是幾年前那次OD嗎？不是肺炎，也不是心臟病，是葯物過量。
現在健康的很呢好不好，已經戒掉葯癮4年了，現在酒也不喝的
以前的那也不是吸毒啊，是睡眠葯物的依賴吧。。雖然肯定用過別的，但是都沒上癮，最大的問題就是Valium吧。。。
從沒得過心臟病的。。。
3. 具體說說Eminem為什麼那麼火
年輕人嘛，都喜歡那種姆爺那種屌屌的，吼死你的精神，這是其表，
第二，姆爺從小經歷坎坷，能成名也挺傳奇的，人往往喜歡逆境成才，另外可能很多叛逆的失足的少年會拿阿姆的經歷當心理安慰----勞資就是還沒火起來的阿姆，，，獵淫你懂得，
第三，即使在rap這個屌淫輩出的領域，阿姆也當之無愧是最有性格得了，神馬都敢寫神馬都敢唱啊，white American黑布希 puke黑老婆 warn黑MC,准確的說也不是黑，罵吧
第四，爭議，關於阿姆歌曲中不健康內容還有他吸毒的爭議很多，這個無疑在阿姆的成名中扮演了很大的作用，一方面越是不被主流待見的越能受到很多人的追捧，另一方面就像緋聞捧紅范姨，說的多了大家都會想了解這個人到底是腫么樣，所以去湊熱鬧。。
第五，為人父，很有愛，姆爺mockingbird,hailies song,when i'm gone這些歌都淋漓盡致表現出對寶貝女兒hailie的疼愛，鐵血漢子的柔情征服了無數女歌迷啊。。
第六，姆爺的霸氣外露，純爺們兒不解釋的作風，是無數男歌迷的偶像啊。。
第七，姆爺無所畏懼的精神，為人父的責任，和現在recovery的決心，是正面因素、。
PS看到你這個提問，本來是想回一句 真stan不解釋的想了想，還是解釋的好，一句不解釋頂多就裝了個太明顯並且沒亮點的逼，，但這么一個字一個字的解釋出來，就會有更多的人了解阿姆，，，咱stan就更有力量。。
4. 求eminem的《the kids》 歌詞翻譯
哈哈我自己翻的 覺得應該是對過去吸毒經歷的一個審視吧
隨便看看啊
很多地方我也不知道怎麼翻
{Mr. Mackey} (Eric Cartman)
And everyone should get along..
所有人都要合作
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
孩子們安靜下來，安靜下來
Children I'd like to introce our new substitute teacher for the day
孩子們我很樂意介紹一下我們新的代課老師
His name is Mr. Shady
他的名字叫Shady
Children quiet down please
孩子們請安靜下來
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Brian不要扔東西（閉嘴）
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Shady先生將在Kaniff先生因為肺炎離開的時候替我們代課（他得了艾滋）
Good luck Mr. Shady
Shady先生，祝你好運
{Eminem}
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)
小男孩小女孩們大家好(FUCK YOU!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
今天我們我們學學怎麼去毒害松鼠
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
但是首先，我先帶你們認識我的朋友Bob（哼）
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
說你好Bob（你好Bob）Bob三十歲，仍然和他的母親住在一起
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
他從來沒有工作過，原因是Bob閑坐在家抽煙壺
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
他的最大的12歲的弟弟把他當成最大的災難
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
Bob經常光顧當地骯臟的場所
and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
經常在停車場等待女服務生下班
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
當天天漸漸暗下來，他就裝成和狗散步
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
扯拽她們進到森林裡面，直接將她們砍成肉塊
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
即使她們能夠逃脫找到警察
the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
女人們必將害怕，也將放棄指控
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
直到有一天Stacey夫人去工作
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
她感覺有人搶她東西，雖然看不到對方的臉，對方也沒有說話
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
但她知道是Bob，她讓他停止作為
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
但是Bob並不停止，他太瘋狂了
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
比Shady更加瘋狂的是伏特加酒
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
你甚至不能
He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
他搶了Stacey並將她的腿砍掉
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
他把她扔進了河裡以便警察找到她
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
自從Stacey 去散步
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
他們一直沒有找到她, Bob仍然盯著在這里吃飯的客人
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
那個是Bob和他的大麻的故事
and what it might do to you
你想到了什麼
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
如此看來如果灰鼠想要什麼- 對於你來說是不好的
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
孩子們，大麻太可怕了
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
如果你們不相信我，可以問問他
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對）
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是）
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
沒有其他的可說了（獨唱）
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
大麻是公害，明白了？
{Eminem}
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
我的陽物只有花生般大小，你們看到了嗎？
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
有沒有性交你沒有看到，這只有花生般大小
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
說到花生，你們還知道其他對松鼠不好的嗎？
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
銷魂是世界上最壞的葯物
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
如果某人為您曾經提供它, 不要做它
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
如果兩個小孩的話，他的精液將流失
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
並且不能找回來
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
看看Zach,21歲
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
在一次聚會之後，他膽子大了，決定去試一下，當他由五個人賄賂每次將贏取，嘗試與它戰斗。
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
突然，他開始抽筋，脈搏跳得很快
and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
他的眼睛滾動在他的頭骨里
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
他的後背看上去就想麥當勞的標志的那個拱門
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
他在Donald的地毯上，
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
所有人都開始譏笑他
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
嗨亞當，Zach是個傻瓜，看他
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
他們採取了它, 因此他們認為它滑稽
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
如此他們嘲笑基本上沒什麼，除了可能浪費他的金錢
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
同時，Zach昏迷了，行動結束。
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
並且他的背部和他的肩膀彎成拱狀如他在做普拉提瑜伽
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
這是Zach的故事
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
如此甚而不要哺養那對灰鼠組, 它對你不利
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
孩子們，大麻太可怕了
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
如果你們不相信我，可以問問他
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對）
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是）
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
沒有其他的可說了（獨唱）
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
大麻是公害，明白了？
{Eminem}
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
最後但不是最小的, 在今天的年輕人當中最重要的一個問題，是從母牛肥料
增長的真菌。他們採摘它, 抹它,用袋子把它裝起來，還把它放進嘴裡咀嚼它
Yum yum! Then you start to see some mb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
哇！真美味！然後你開始去看一些索然無味的材料，當你吃著他們的時候所有的行為都停滯下來了。
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
並且您有時看到的東西並不在那裡（是這樣的嗎？）
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
像一個橙色頭發的肥胖婦女穿著遮羞布
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
(Mr. Shady什麼是遮羞布)就是紗衣
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
女人披上它，出去時候也穿著
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
如果你吃太多的魔術蘑菇
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
哎呦，我剛才說魔術蘑菇？
I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
我意思是真菌，就會長得像母牛的舌頭
cause it comes from a cow's ng (Gross!!)
因為它來自於母牛的糞便
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
看看大麻是壞的，是個普通的犯罪行為
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
但是你的爸媽知道那時我擅長的
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
但是不要跟我一樣，因為你長大成人
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
他們將向我襲擊，我只能長了山羊鬍子做我的偽裝，將我掩藏起來。
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
因為這是我的過錯
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
所以不要吸毒，
cause I'm bad for you
因為我對你是有害的
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
孩子們，大麻太可怕了
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
如果你們不相信我，可以問問他
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對）
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是）
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
沒有其他的可說了（獨唱）
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
大麻是公害，明白了？
{Mr. Mackey} (Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
快點孩子們，鼓掌
Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
大麻是有害的，大麻是有害的
So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
所以不要吸毒
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
那麼將更多為我
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!)
(So, fucked up, right now..)
5. eminem的Kids (Unedited Version)歌詞
{Mr. Mackey} (Eric Cartman)
And everyone should get along..
所有人都要合作
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
孩子們安靜下來，安靜下來
Children I'd like to introce our new substitute teacher for the day
孩子們我很樂意介紹一下我們新的代課老師
His name is Mr. Shady
他的名字叫Shady
Children quiet down please
孩子們請安靜下來
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Brian不要扔東西（閉嘴）
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Shady先生將在Kaniff先生因為肺炎離開的時候替我們代課（他得了艾滋）
Good luck Mr. Shady
Shady先生，祝你好運
{Eminem}
Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)
小男孩小女孩們大家好(FUCK YOU!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
今天我們我們學學怎麼去毒害松鼠
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
但是首先，我先帶你們認識我的朋友Bob（哼）
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
說你好Bob（你好Bob）Bob三十歲，仍然和他的母親住在一起
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
他從來沒有工作過，原因是Bob閑坐在家抽煙壺
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
他的最大的12歲的弟弟把他當成最大的災難
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
Bob經常光顧當地骯臟的場所
and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
經常在停車場等待女服務生下班
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
當天天漸漸暗下來，他就裝成和狗散步
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
扯拽她們進到森林裡面，直接將她們砍成肉塊
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
即使她們能夠逃脫找到警察
the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
女人們必將害怕，也將放棄指控
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
直到有一天Stacey夫人去工作
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
她感覺有人搶她東西，雖然看不到對方的臉，對方也沒有說話
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
但她知道是Bob，她讓他停止作為
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
但是Bob並不停止，他太瘋狂了
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
比Shady更加瘋狂的是伏特加酒
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
你甚至不能
He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
他搶了Stacey並將她的腿砍掉
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
他把她扔進了河裡以便警察找到她
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
自從Stacey 去散步
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
他們一直沒有找到她, Bob仍然盯著在這里吃飯的客人
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
那個是Bob和他的大麻的故事
and what it might do to you
你想到了什麼
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
如此看來如果灰鼠想要什麼- 對於你來說是不好的
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
孩子們，大麻太可怕了
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
如果你們不相信我，可以問問他
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對）
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是）
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
沒有其他的可說了（獨唱）
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
大麻是公害，明白了？
{Eminem}
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
我的陽物只有花生般大小，你們看到了嗎？
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
有沒有性交你沒有看到，這只有花生般大小
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
說到花生，你們還知道其他對松鼠不好的嗎？
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
銷魂是世界上最壞的葯物
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
如果某人為您曾經提供它, 不要做它
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
如果兩個小孩的話，他的精液將流失
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
並且不能找回來
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
看看Zach,21歲
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
在一次聚會之後，他膽子大了，決定去試一下，當他由五個人賄賂每次將贏取，嘗試與它戰斗。
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
突然，他開始抽筋，脈搏跳得很快
and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
他的眼睛滾動在他的頭骨里
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
他的後背看上去就想麥當勞的標志的那個拱門
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
他在Donald的地毯上，
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
所有人都開始譏笑他
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
嗨亞當，Zach是個傻瓜，看他
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
他們採取了它, 因此他們認為它滑稽
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
如此他們嘲笑基本上沒什麼，除了可能浪費他的金錢
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
同時，Zach昏迷了，行動結束。
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
並且他的背部和他的肩膀彎成拱狀如他在做普拉提瑜伽
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
這是Zach的故事
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
如此甚而不要哺養那對灰鼠組, 它對你不利
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
孩子們，大麻太可怕了
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
如果你們不相信我，可以問問他
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對）
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是）
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
沒有其他的可說了（獨唱）
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
大麻是公害，明白了？
{Eminem}
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
最後但不是最小的, 在今天的年輕人當中最重要的一個問題，是從母牛肥料
增長的真菌。他們採摘它, 抹它,用袋子把它裝起來，還把它放進嘴裡咀嚼它
Yum yum! Then you start to see some mb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
哇！真美味！然後你開始去看一些索然無味的材料，當你吃著他們的時候所有的行為都停滯下來了。
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
並且您有時看到的東西並不在那裡（是這樣的嗎？）
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
像一個橙色頭發的肥胖婦女穿著遮羞布
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
(Mr. Shady什麼是遮羞布)就是紗衣
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
女人披上它，出去時候也穿著
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
如果你吃太多的魔術蘑菇
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
哎呦，我剛才說魔術蘑菇？
I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
我意思是真菌，就會長得像母牛的舌頭
cause it comes from a cow's ng (Gross!!)
因為它來自於母牛的糞便
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
看看大麻是壞的，是個普通的犯罪行為
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
但是你的爸媽知道那時我擅長的
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
但是不要跟我一樣，因為你長大成人
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
他們將向我襲擊，我只能長了山羊鬍子做我的偽裝，將我掩藏起來。
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
因為這是我的過錯
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
所以不要吸毒，
cause I'm bad for you
因為我對你是有害的
Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
孩子們，大麻太可怕了
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
如果你們不相信我，可以問問他
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
如果你們不相信他，去問問他的媽媽
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
她將告訴你她一直怎麼做的
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
所以孩子們不要吸食大麻（對）
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
所以你們不要跟別人一起吸食（是）
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
沒有其他的可說了（獨唱）
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
大麻是公害，明白了？
{Mr. Mackey} (Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
快點孩子們，鼓掌
Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
大麻是有害的，大麻是有害的
So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
所以不要吸毒
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
那麼將更多為我
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! fart Ewww, ahhh!)
(So, fucked up, right now..)
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